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Game Thread: Utah @ BYU, Sat. 9/21 8:15pm MT, ESPN2

I just wrote out an elaborate response... and deleted it.

D'aww

I just refuse to "elevate" my humor to include body parts or bodily functions. Maybe one day I'll compare corny to grits and continue in my efforts to misspell all words in hilarious ways... because we all know that is the peak of hilarity.

Maybe there's a reason behind me misspelling everything; particularly diq and seks. Hmmmm.

Sigh. I just hate it when people don't get my jokes. Not just the hipsters, but the non-hip as well. Feel free to ask me to dumb it down, Mr. Spazz

I actually don't think people that don't find me funny are dumb. I don't even think people that don't even get the jokes are dumb. Possibly lazy, or too perverted to find anything other than body, bodily function jokes funny.

I'm sorry doe I'm just so perverted that all my jokes are about teh dick and teh seks.

I think I might stop saying *confirmed*, and £¥£ as well. Too perverted for JFC, bros.
 
D'aww



Maybe there's a reason behind me misspelling everything; particularly diq and seks. Hmmmm.

Sigh. I just hate it when people don't get my jokes. Not just the hipsters, but the non-hip as well. Feel free to ask me to dumb it down, Mr. Spazz



I'm sorry doe I'm just so perverted that all my jokes are about teh dick and teh seks.

I think I might stop saying *confirmed*, and £¥£ as well. Too perverted for JFC, bros.

Yes, sick, just sick. You should be ashamed.
 
It's not a catch 22, but that's probably not quite what you meant.* You probably mean that it's a lose-lose situation, or something like that...but surely you have a preference between the two scenarios, do you not? I heard lots of Utah fans say how "over" BYU they were, that the only thing they cared about was Pac 12 standings, and by implication national standings. So, is that REALLY the case (in which case, pick A), or does the BYU game still have a substantial significance (in which case, pick B)?

Or if you really don't want to pick, maybe, just maybe you (collectively, not you individually) should get off the case of BYU fan for being somewhat pleased as to how the season is progressing, despite the loss to Utah.



* A catch 22 is a pardoxical situation, which is not the case here.

catch 22 wiki
....One connotation of the term is that the creators of the "Catch-22" have created arbitrary rules in order to justify and conceal their own abuse of power.

I think the phrase works fine here. Especially when referring to one of your posts.
 
catch 22 wiki
....One connotation of the term is that the creators of the "Catch-22" have created arbitrary rules in order to justify and conceal their own abuse of power.

I think the phrase works fine here. Especially when referring to one of your posts.

So remind me again--would you rather have a better record/ranking and a loss to BYU, or a worse record/ranking but a win over BYU?
 
So remind me again--would you rather have a better record/ranking and a loss to BYU, or a worse record/ranking but a win over BYU?

Would I trade the win over BYU and make the OSU, UCLA, UA, and USC losses turn to wins? In a second.
 
Would I trade the win over BYU and make the OSU, UCLA, UA, and USC losses turn to wins? In a second.

Good on ya for actually answering honestly
 
Well then you sir are saying that byu is better than Utah!

Colton wins! Colton wins!

deerrrrrrrpppppppp

I actually think that colton is not saying that this means byu is better than utah..... just that a utah fan would be happier with a byu loss but more wins overall..... which is why currently most byu fans (myself included) are feeling ok about our teams season right now, while most ute fans are down on thier season right now.

Before all the ute fans attack me with all the usual "byu hasn't beaten anyone really good..... they have no chance at a conference championship...... they will struggle to recruit against utah being in the pac 12... etc etc" I believe utah is in the better situation and has a brighter future and would trade places with utahs situation (being in the pac12 vs independent)..... but right now, in this time of this season, I think most byu fans are enjoying thier teams football season more than most ute fans despite the rivalry game loss
 
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