The Clown car moves on! Last night's was the most interesting even though it featured the least Trump Fireworks. Here's how I viewed what I saw last night.
The upshots that I got out of it:
Overall: The CNBC moderators were repeatedly criticized by the candidates for asking vicious questions and being mean. It appears we've reached the point where literally reading to candidates what their plans are qualifies as attack journalism.
Ben Carson: Just totally ****ing clueless. The guy was openly struggling to figure out 10% and 15% increments of big round numbers. Watching him try to tip at a restaurant must be a disaster.
Donald Trump: His biggest accomplishment so far was negotiating the debate down to two hours from three hours. That proves he would be a good president. Incredibly, that was an actual argument and not a joke.
Marco Rubio: The Madame and I think this guy is going to be the eventual nominee. He's made of Teflon.
Jeb Bush: This man is dead inside. He doesn't know why he agreed to be onstage either.
Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee: These guys are running for Vice President. It's incredibly clear they are edging each other for who can more reliably deliver evangelicals.
Carly Fiorina: She wants the tax code to be three pages long! I kept waiting for someone to ask how many pages HP's merger with Compaq was. Alas, no one was that quick-witted.
Chris Christie: This guy is a straight bully. You can tell that he was a prosecutor because he always acts like he has all the cards and all the power all the time, even when he's in 8th place. I'm astonished no one has said "Bridge-Ghazi" yet but frankly he's not worth using ammunition on. Also, he's still fat so his prominently placed neon fit bit is clearly an ironic accessory.
John Kasich: The Jon Huntsman memorial adult in the room who has no chance to win.
Rand Paul: I'm sure he'll still have fans when he's running again in 2032.
The upshots that I got out of it:
Overall: The CNBC moderators were repeatedly criticized by the candidates for asking vicious questions and being mean. It appears we've reached the point where literally reading to candidates what their plans are qualifies as attack journalism.
Ben Carson: Just totally ****ing clueless. The guy was openly struggling to figure out 10% and 15% increments of big round numbers. Watching him try to tip at a restaurant must be a disaster.
Donald Trump: His biggest accomplishment so far was negotiating the debate down to two hours from three hours. That proves he would be a good president. Incredibly, that was an actual argument and not a joke.
Marco Rubio: The Madame and I think this guy is going to be the eventual nominee. He's made of Teflon.
Jeb Bush: This man is dead inside. He doesn't know why he agreed to be onstage either.
Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee: These guys are running for Vice President. It's incredibly clear they are edging each other for who can more reliably deliver evangelicals.
Carly Fiorina: She wants the tax code to be three pages long! I kept waiting for someone to ask how many pages HP's merger with Compaq was. Alas, no one was that quick-witted.
Chris Christie: This guy is a straight bully. You can tell that he was a prosecutor because he always acts like he has all the cards and all the power all the time, even when he's in 8th place. I'm astonished no one has said "Bridge-Ghazi" yet but frankly he's not worth using ammunition on. Also, he's still fat so his prominently placed neon fit bit is clearly an ironic accessory.
John Kasich: The Jon Huntsman memorial adult in the room who has no chance to win.
Rand Paul: I'm sure he'll still have fans when he's running again in 2032.