The sex machine may still work. The problem is that you need some small maintenance to take place or you get big issues. With a lot of moving parts and potential for friction, that thing has to be lubed. It’s the difference between Quin possibly fulfilling his vision or an ER visit. We’re watching people run up against this machine but having the friction tear out their insides and they exsanguinate. DL whet his appetite on what this thing would look like that he forgot about the lube because he just assumed people would self-lubricate. Those of us who have been watching have suggested stuff that could be picked up at the corner gas station for less than $5, and been scoffed at for “lol, you’ve got a multi-thousand dollar machine and you think a $2 tube is going to save you, you stupid. Lolololol.” Or worse, “nah, the friction is fine, you only need to withstand it for 10-12 mins.” Of course, after the first minute you will no longer be capable of sex, but whatevs. Or the talking heads saying it’s stupid that everyone is complaining about lube because we’re not even sure if they have it at the gas station. And even if 7-11 has some lube, who says they’re wanting to sell it?
Let’s all hold hands and hope 7-11 calls us.