Is Hayward God?
- Thread starter fallenchicken
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Mission Accomplished
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If Gordon Hayward is God then heaven must be pretty mediocre
Joe Bagadonuts
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Doth thou speakest ill of your God? You shall be smitten!
Mission Accomplished
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Smitten by what? His boyish good looks or that golden smile...
Lakers_Slapper
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Gordon Hayward is a God!!!...... If you worship 11 year olds. And if your thinking Hayward is a God, you should probably have a sex offender search done on you. Yea he did pretty good towards the last month of the season. but a God? Wow, thats a little sick and twisted. The damn guy has been with us for less than a year and your ready to make a shrine out of him. Your probaby posting on KSL right now ready to be the highest bidder for anyone that can provide you Gordon Hayward hair trimmings and fingernail clippings. Hes not Jesus or Buddah, hes Gordon Fu****g Hayward.
fallenchicken
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Does anyone have any gordon hayward nail clippings for sell? I need it for my shrine.
Which Hayward?
Joe Bagadonuts
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I'm not giving mine up. No way!
Sounds like Gordon Hayward F'd your B
Mr. McGibblets
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No. But I've got something even more intimate. Let's just say my friend is a janitor at ESA and Gordon forgot to flush once while my buddy was in the bathroom too...
fallenchicken
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Pm me with a price... any price.
Joe Bagadonuts
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Hold yer horses there, Cowboy. Art goes to the highest bidder.