Life - official thread

[RandyForRubio]

Ugh. Can you get motion lights and a security system with multiple video cameras?

Just gonna get motion lights. Have a feeling it's the mailman scoping out the house, but who knows. I have a dog outside, but the dang thing slept through it haha.

 

[Gameface]

Just gonna get motion lights. Have a feeling it's the mailman scoping out the house, but who knows. I have a dog outside, but the dang thing slept through it haha.

Why would your letter carrier be scoping out your house?

 

[ConradA24]

Wife's been getting calls from an unknown number where nobody talks, and this last night she heard somebody walking on the rocks outside our bedroom window. Went outside and the gate on our fence was wide open, and I know I shut it. Thinking of getting her a little pistol, and some mace. ****s got me a little freaked out.

Yikes! I'd be freaked out!

 

[franklin]

It just dawned on me that maybe frank was making a joke about Rancho Santa Fe...

but then noticed he also through out the Val Kilmer thing.. so no.

Threw that in to see if anyone would catch it. My friend says this all the time and I've never told him he's a dumb ***.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Threw that in to see if anyone would catch it. My friend says this all the time and I've never told him he's a dumb ***.

A friend huh..

 

[Dr. Jones]

Hey guys, a friend of mine has a small penis and wants to know how he could make it larger.
Any thoughts I could relay back to him!

 

[colton]

Just gonna get motion lights. Have a feeling it's the mailman scoping out the house, but who knows. I have a dog outside, but the dang thing slept through it haha.

Heh. My parents once had their house robbed while they were gone, including their bedroom. Their dog was asleep under the bed the entire time. (Granted, he was a tired, old, small, half-blind poodle, but still.)

Anyway, good luck with the potential intruder situation.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Threw that in to see if anyone would catch it. My friend says this all the time and I've never told him he's a dumb ***.

What in the hell are you talking about?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Hey guys, a friend of mine has a small penis and wants to know how he could make it larger.
Any thoughts I could relay back to him!

Can your friend tell the difference between Santa Fe and San Jose?

 

[b_line]

Just gonna get motion lights. Have a feeling it's the mailman scoping out the house, but who knows. I have a dog outside, but the dang thing slept through it haha.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/sandy-utah_rb/ lots of good neighborhoods here, and Utah has a teacher shortage....

edit. Damnit, I confused you for cunning linguist. Those dirty names you guys have just run together.

 

[Miggs]

****, just spitballing here but have you ever pissed Eenie-Meenie off?

 

[b_line]

****, just spitballing here but have you ever pissed Eenie-Meenie off?

Lol.