only one thing can save us in these trying times...

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  1. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I read the title (didn't notice who created) and opened the thread with no idea what this thread was about.
    Saw the churros. Lolololololololold

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  2. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I think the word you're looking for is prostrate.

    Wait... It IS prostate. You're right!
     
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  3. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    12" saves you he says.
     
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  4. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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  5. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Lmao
     
  6. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Amazing. ****ing amazing.
     
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  7. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Incredible.

    Gonna take a study break later and join ye on the #ContentCreation
     
  8. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Sacrilege.
     
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  9. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Feeling good vibes here. dalamon making a major showing. spycam1 poking his head in.
     
  10. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    the absolute best thing about #rallychurro is how much it upsets JazzTwitter.



    As we know, brethren— the staunchest critics one day make the staunchest allies. Raise your Churros! Today we rise!
     
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  11. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Us against the world.

    Why not us?

    I’m feeling it. Letsgooooooooo.
     
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  12. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    I almost said... you know what looks like a churro vendor and rhymes with churro (kinda)... Caruso!

    What does it mean? It clearly means something... in good time all things will be revealed through a cinnamon and sugar haze.
     
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  13. RRJazz

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    Luck brought to you by the original spanish churros, always accompanied by hot chocolate.

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  14. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

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    Mmm onion rings dunked in chocolate milk. My fav
     
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  15. Hekate

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    I see that churro works in mysterious ways. Churro has already punished Joerger, merely hours after the creation of this thread, for pulling the starters at half-time.
     
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  16. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    never question the power of Our Excellency
     
  17. dipship31

    dipship31 Well-Known Member

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    This image used to include a certain non-believer who shall not be named, but it's now updated with the true chosen one:

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  18. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I love that one.
    Hell, I love all that is churro

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  19. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    Love it.

    KEK hasn't changed one bit in over a decade. He's 100% on his way to be the creepy, old guy that just can't help himself.
     
  20. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    There was a time, during the first 10 games of our Lord Mitchell's career, where I doubted him. I had high expectations after his summer league performance, and after an abysmal first games in which he shot something like 6/68, I doubted.

    I rebelled.

    I was overcome with such fear and doubt and was blasphemous. My little faith blinded me and I saw he was slow, unathletic, and overwhelmed by the advisory as a rookie.

    For give me, Donovan, for I have sinned.
     
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