only one thing can save us in these trying times...

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  1. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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  2. Hekate

    Hekate Well-Known Member

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    Oh ****. When did Churro ever save us from anything?
     
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  3. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    pray to the chu
    prostate urself in the Proud name of The Churro, and all questions will be answered
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Well-Known Member

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    Hey it's gotten us out of the first round a couple of times. If it can pull it off again, I'm ****ing all in.
     
  5. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Well-Known Member Contributor

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    It helped us win a playoff series against LAC. I watched @dalamon eat one live at the game when we won at home against them. It was clearly the difference maker.
     
  6. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    There’s been no churro on the board the past 24 hours. Have you been watching what happened to us without that?
     
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  7. Hekate

    Hekate Well-Known Member

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    Sorry guys, the last 4 games have taken a toll on me.

    #onelastchurro
     
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  8. Zombie

    Zombie Well-Known Member

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    Thinking about switching to an all Churro diet tbh
     
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  9. spycam1

    spycam1 Well-Known Member

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    **** it--if I were a praying man, it might as well be to the Churro.

    Sent from my SM-G973U using JazzFanz mobile app
     
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  10. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Might I remind you that that was the ONLY home game we won that whole postseason.
     
  11. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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  12. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

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    With all due respect to the Red Churro of Light, heat, and life, we do not need saving.

    <classy intensifies>

    Oh yeah, eff the rockets.
     
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  13. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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  14. gomretat

    gomretat Well-Known Member

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    Churro worship is wrong and it always comes back to bite us. Retire the Churro.
     
  15. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    We did. Just like you and a few others asked. Yet here we are with the most improbable path to a first round meeting with Houston. You don't need the churro to retire. You need the churro to come out of retirement. Did you tell Jordan to go back into retirement after the Bulls got bounced in the second round?
     
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  16. MVP

    MVP Well-Known Member

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    Might as well watch Game of Thrones for game one....
     
  17. Gobzilla

    Gobzilla Well-Known Member

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    Ugh, not this again.
     
  18. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Your quote reminded me of this, which somebody should turn into the churro:

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  19. addictionary

    addictionary Well-Known Member

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    Oh ffs

    X)))))
     
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  20. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    The Churro has called us to repentance through a series of improbable events... If you cannot see the signs and repent then you deserve what is coming. I never strayed but wandered in the wilderness as the wickedness of those that did not believe in the churro was too much to endure. Now is the time to look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself... Do you believe in a magical churro? I know I do.
     

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