NAOS
Well-Known Member
There’s always the Senior TourYou missed your calling
There’s always the Senior TourYou missed your calling
You must have put it through the windmill on the first try.I started playing golf just 3.5 months ago. Yesterday I shot +3 over 9 holes on a challenging course. I feel legitimately smug af.
Straight through the clown’s mouth?I’m the worst golfer to ever score a hole in one.
I think you mean “from”. And touché!Straight through the clown’s mouth?
That's why he never invited you again.Learned how to play Texas hold ‘em playing in a 30 person tournament with some pretty skilled players. I literally did. not know if a flush beat a straight. Buddy was sitting next to me coaching and pointing all my mistakes. Just having fun and learning not trying to compete. Incredible streak of luck. People gathered around the table in utter amazement as I was dealt great hole cards and incredible luck hand after hand. We are talking astronomical odds. I had 8 pocket aces. No clue what I was doing. Everyone watching including poker tv watchers said they had never seen anything remotely close to this luck. I was truly embarrassed to beat my buddy on the final table and win the tournament. It felt like a twilight zone episode.