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Rate the Jazz Offseason and Discuss

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Bottom line with the Jazz roster right now is that we can dominate the inside game....AND.....now we can dominate the 3 point line as well! This team on paper is the BEST in the West! On the court, we are also the BEST in the West!
 
NPC D4617 said:
Haha. Dang. You have a potty mouth.

Dont you notice something odd here? All the people like you do the same thing. You pretend you are morally superior all the while obliviously displaying that you are in fact not.

Do you want to kill me because I dont think Bojan is great at basketball?
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Lyrics
Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an *******! An *******!
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an *******?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an ******* too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an *******...
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest son of a bitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an *******, You're an *******
That's right
You're an *******, you're an *******
Yes, yes
You're an *******, you're an *******
That's right
You're an *******, you're an *******
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an *******
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an ******* too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yourself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist ****
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...
 
carolinajazz said:
Bottom line with the Jazz roster right now is that we can dominate the inside game....AND.....now we can dominate the 3 point line as well! This team on paper is the BEST in the West! On the court, we are also the BEST in the West!
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Personally for me I call it a B because of the fall out that could happen after this season. Conley could leave after one year. And we are back to square one. I still think we gave up a tad bit too much for him. We also need a PF on the vet min.

But it's a B graded on a curve. haha. It could change after I see how well the new team plays. But I feel I have to be a realist. Getting Durant or something that big would be an A. It was a solid off season IMO. Just not worth an A... YET
 
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