I'm saying we weren't placed here fully formed 6,000 years ago by an invisible higher power who faked tremendous amounts of physical evidence to the contrary.
Also, good luck finding any list of Yale Valedictorians. I frankly doubt even that part of Ben Stein's story that says he was elected for a number of reasons:
1. I actually know several people who went to Yale law school and have said there is no such thing as a Valedictorian election.
2. Yale law has not had a traditional grading system by which he could even have reasoanbly judged his grades vs. his classmates since the 1960s. He graduated in 1970.
3. I have actually investigated this claim previously by calling Yale law school and asking about a historical list of valedictorians. They had no idea what I was talking about.
4. To date, I have come across no evidence of anyone else claiming to be a Yale law school valedictorian.