Second Attempt at Stand-up Comedy
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Archie Moses
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I opened up for a few comics at a place called Wild Bean Coffee in Sandy. Open mics are at Wise Guys in Salt Lake on Wednesday nights. I'll be going there pretty soon with one of my buddies who is pretty funny.
//r00t 4 Jazz
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Careful might not want to get to specific or you could have some Jazzfanz hecklers, the crowd would be confused on who Archie, MLM is and 4mo of hard lifting (or however long it was) and show us or where is your sister and/or wife comments.
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Not saying it would be me as I would never heckle since I know I don't have the stones to stand up on stage like.
Archie Moses
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That would be awesome. I'm thinking about having my stage name be Archie Moses anyways.
I would own hecklers like Joe Rogan and roast them like Jeff Ross.
That would be awesome. I'm thinking about having my stage name be Archie Moses anyways.
I would own hecklers like Joe Rogan and roast them like Jeff Ross.
Please.
Ash and I had every intention of going to this, but we just forgot. (sorry butt cheeks) I can promise you that next time will happen, and you will hear us from the crowd.
Archie Moses
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Trout, would you be interested in do an open mic with me? Come on, dude, you're a natural. If if you got scared and pee'd your pants on stage, just remember you like stuff like that.
I could be talked into it, I'm sure. Details, bitch.
jazz_fanatic
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Good job, Archie! You're brave...I would never do this. I have a weird sense of humor and no one would get my jokes.
That's because Asians aren't funny. (until they get naked - trust me, Duck has proven it)
jazz_fanatic
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Fobs are pretty funny, though.
I guess I'll just have to take your word for it.
Archie Moses
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True story: The MC for the show was an Asian dude that kept cracking Asian jokes, kung-fu jokes and Utah County jokes. When he was up, the mic kept having problems and stuff and he was getting mad. When he called me up, I decided to do my first Asian joke and said, "I don't know about you guys, but I was getting kinda scared when the angry Asian kung-fu guy didn't have a properly working mic. I thought he was gonna start throwing Chinese stars. Then he made fun of Utah County and I about threw a dishonorable Chinese star at him."
One non-Asian guy laughed. I thought it was funny.