This is why John Stockton will always be my fave. His contract negotiations were probably like this:
Frank Layden: Hey John, you got a moment?
John Stockton: <sits down> Not really, my movie starts in 30 minutes. What's up?
FL: You're a free agent. I want to talk about why I would like you to resign with us.
JS: What's my raise this time around?
FL: Excuse me?
JS: I imagine you're going to give me a raise. What are you thinking?
FL: Uh, I don't know. $5 million a year maybe for the next four years?
JS: <stands up> Yeah, that's cool. Sounds good.
FL: Do you want any time to consider it?
JS: I already did. I better not miss the ****ing movie trailers because of this.