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Rubashov said:
****ING LAWYERS!!!!!!! Jesus H Christ, im doing my parents probate, its a ****ing nightmare, the lawyers are like blood sucking leaches breed in a secret government lab that are expert in sucking money out of me. I need a drink, a very very big drink.
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A bus load of orphans and one lawyer is careening off the edge of a cliff. Superman gets there in time to save them, sees the lawyer, and lets them fall to a fiery death and says “Worth it”.
 
Rubashov said:
****ING LAWYERS!!!!!!! Jesus H Christ, im doing my parents probate, its a ****ing nightmare, the lawyers are like blood sucking leaches breed in a secret government lab that are expert in sucking money out of me. I need a drink, a very very big drink.
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Let me guess. They don’t work on Saturdays.
 
I take a lot of regional flights. What's the deal with people on a 1.5hr flight using the bathroom on the plane? I mean I'd get if it was a few people on these smaller planes that carry like 109 people. Some people are going to need to go on the plane. But there are lot of people who are biting at the bit for that seat belt sign to go off and I wonder why they didn't use the MUCH more comfortable airport bathrooms. Then, as soon as the plane enters initial descent and the seat belt sign comes back on there are a few who dash for their last chance to pee on the plane, when they are maybe 30min from an airport bathroom.

Do they have some kind of ******* machine in the airplane bathroom I don't know about? I have had to use the airplane bathroom. I hate it. I'll clench my jaw and squeeze my kegels if I can until we land.

It just seems like some people are preferring to pee on the plane vs the airport. Does that make sense to any of you?
 
Also, people who think they have to go 0.005MPH because they are taking a gentle turn. Like are you transporting nitroglycerine? Your 2024 model year car that cost $65,000 can most assuredly handle that turn at a slightly higher speed.
 
Sardines said:
I take a lot of regional flights. What's the deal with people on a 1.5hr flight using the bathroom on the plane? I mean I'd get if it was a few people on these smaller planes that carry like 109 people. Some people are going to need to go on the plane. But there are lot of people who are biting at the bit for that seat belt sign to go off and I wonder why they didn't use the MUCH more comfortable airport bathrooms. Then, as soon as the plane enters initial descent and the seat belt sign comes back on there are a few who dash for their last chance to pee on the plane, when they are maybe 30min from an airport bathroom.

Do they have some kind of ******* machine in the airplane bathroom I don't know about? I have had to use the airplane bathroom. I hate it. I'll clench my jaw and squeeze my kegels if I can until we land.

It just seems like some people are preferring to pee on the plane vs the airport. Does that make sense to any of you?
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Sometimes your gate isn't ready and you sit on the tarmac for a long time with the seatbelt sign on so if you're half incontinent like me it's a good insurance policy.
 
str8line said:
Sometimes your gate isn't ready and you sit on the tarmac for a long time with the seatbelt sign on so if you're half incontinent like me it's a good insurance policy.
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Yeah, I do get that. The flights I'm talking about are Delta primarily, usually on time, direct flights. I'm usually going to places in Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona.
 
str8line said:
Sometimes your gate isn't ready and you sit on the tarmac for a long time with the seatbelt sign on so if you're half incontinent like me it's a good insurance policy.
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Sardines said:
Yeah, I do get that. The flights I'm talking about are Delta primarily, usually on time, direct flights. I'm usually going to places in Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona.
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Sometimes they drink ten pints at the bar before their delayed flight starts boarding.... I've heard that from others....
 
Sardines said:
What is up with food delivery drivers always taking the stupidest way to your house?
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Technically it's Google's fault. Or you live somewhere Google can't figure out. So maybe you need to move.
 
Just watched an Australian Senator escorted out of the great hall of Parliament for heckling the King. For **** sake woman have some ****ing dignity.
 
Going through the carwash and coming out with quite a few pretty bad scratches on the hood that weren't there before


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fishonjazz said:
Going through the carwash and coming out with quite a few pretty bad scratches on the hood that weren't there before


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That is aggravating. I watched a guy go into a car wash once covered in mud and rocks and come out the other side not quite clean, meaning he left the rocks and **** all over the hanging rags and stuff on the car wash apparatus. Glad I saw him and waited for a half dozen cars or so to go through before I did. I cannot imagine what the first guy through must have had happen to his car.
 
LogGrad98 said:
That is aggravating. I watched a guy go into a car wash once covered in mud and rocks and come out the other side not quite clean, meaning he left the rocks and **** all over the hanging rags and stuff on the car wash apparatus. Glad I saw him and waited for a half dozen cars or so to go through before I did. I cannot imagine what the first guy through must have had happen to his car.
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I googled about this after it happened to me to see if anything could be done about it (nope) and read about one car wash getting fishing line with a treble hook attached stuck in one of the brushes and a whole bunch of cars got scratched up really bad before it got removed

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Had a really difficult night, went round to a friends place for dinner, he has a couple of kids, the last few years have been really difficult for him and his partner, they've lost their business through Covid and are struggling, they're building a new house for their family but its taking forever and they're under significant financial stress. Its awful to se them in this situation, my mate already owes me money and i think he wont ask for more cause he has no idea how to pay back what he owes me. (Im not fussed) So sad to see decent people go through times like this.
 
Rubashov said:
Had a really difficult night, went round to a friends place for dinner, he has a couple of kids, the last few years have been really difficult for him and his partner, they've lost their business through Covid and are struggling, they're building a new house for their family but its taking forever and they're under significant financial stress. Its awful to se them in this situation, my mate already owes me money and i think he wont ask for more cause he has no idea how to pay back what he owes me. (Im not fussed) So sad to see decent people go through times like this.
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I dont consider this a stupid pet peeve (I get not starting a whole new thread though so here is as good a place as any for your post). That just sucks. Sorry mate
 
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