Stupid Pet Peeves

[FalseFlagg K]

Nah, dude got choked out by the bouncer. Was apparently being a right ****, came up to me at the bar and declared that i was an arab and he wanted to fight me, then he threw a bar stool, I shoved him toward the bouncer and that was the end of it. Ridiculous behaviour.

Did you confuse “Arab” with “fat bastard” ?

 

[Rubashov]

Did you confuse “Arab” with “fat bastard” ?

For once i was the innocent party. Just trying to get my drink on, wasn't even wearing a kaftan.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

For once i was the innocent party. Just trying to get my drink on, wasn't even wearing a kaftan.

Tho to be fair to the dude you were prob wiping your bum with your left hand

 

[Rubashov]

Tho to be fair to the dude you were prob wiping your bum with your left hand

What? Is that a thing now?

 

[babe]

back to "pet peeves", does that topic include the peeves our pets have?

"woof..... what's that computer got you won't take me outside?"

"woof.....when ya gotta go ya gotta go."

"woof..... you people are really gonna get peeved on if ya don't let me outta here"

um....lator gators.

 

[Archie Moses]

Nah, dude got choked out by the bouncer. Was apparently being a right ****, came up to me at the bar and declared that i was an arab and he wanted to fight me, then he threw a bar stool, I shoved him toward the bouncer and that was the end of it. Ridiculous behaviour.

What a racist prick. Props to the bouncer.

 

[Rubashov]

What a racist prick. Props to the bouncer.

Yeah it was good work, i was probably close to ten pints in so it was the last thing i needed.

 

[str8line]

Got into a bar fight the other night, way too old for that ****.

Uh oh. Someone try to put a saddle on your babe?

 

[Rubashov]

Uh oh. Someone try to put a saddle on your babe?

Eat **** and die

 

[str8line]

Eat **** and die

The ole eat **** and die. Haven't heard that one for a while.

 

[Rubashov]

The ole eat **** and die. Haven't heard that one for a while.

I have an extensive repertoire...

 

[RandyForRubio]

I'm not super huge on lawn care...

So here's a pet peeve.

I'm cleaning out my car the other day and a guy, older than me, stops and says "hi" to me. I stop and say hi and ask if he's having a good day. He says he is, asks about my day, I tell him I'm doing well, and then... He asks me if I need any help with my lawn. I'm like "no, I'm good" and I start to turn around. He says, "Are you sure? If you need help I could mow your lawn." I turned around and said, "I've got it, thank you."

Okay, so the guy might as well have been suggesting that he could come over and have sex with my wife. Touch my ****ing yard and that'll be the last thing you touch.

Who the **** is so worried about the 5th worst yard in on the street that they even consider saying something like that?

I'm ready for the responses.

Dude is being nice and trying to help his derelict neighbor. Take care of the stuff you own, it isn't hard.