Stupid Pet Peeves

[str8line]

My ancient cat pissing on things she shouldn't piss on.

You call your lady cat? Cute nickname.

 

[Rubashov]

You call your lady cat? Cute nickname.

No this one has four legs and is old enough to vote...

 

[str8line]

No this one has four legs and is old enough to vote...

In that case we need your cat for our next election.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

No this one has four legs and is old enough to vote...

Passes the Wes Mantooth test.

 

[fishonjazz]

Passes the Wes Mantooth test.

Lol

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[RandyForRubio]

Yes, I've been attempting to do it myself. TruGreen sounds like a good idea.

How does the grass look?

What kind of fertilizer, how much, and how often?

Last time you thatched your lawn?

 

[Miggs]

Not sure if you are aware but you can take soil samples and send them away to have them tested, maybe even for free. You’ll be able to find out exactly what your soil levels are and therefore how to best treat your lawn.

 

[Miggs]

Passes the Wes Mantooth test.

Speaking of passing my test.

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[colton]

How does the grass look?

What kind of fertilizer, how much, and how often?

Last time you thatched your lawn?

Parts of the lawn are ok, parts have really thick bladed grass with what looks like dead grass underneath that.

Don't recall the details on the fertilizer.

Never thatched, but I'm sure it needs it.

Yeah, I suck. I'm really liking this Tru-Green idea though.

 

[RandyForRubio]

Not sure if you are aware but you can take soil samples and send them away to have them tested, maybe even for free. You’ll be able to find out exactly what your soil levels are and therefore how to best treat your lawn.

MY MAN!

 

[Miggs]

MY MAN!

What? I’m straight.

 

[RandyForRubio]

Parts of the lawn are ok, parts have really thick bladed grass with what looks like dead grass underneath that.

Don't recall the details on the fertilizer.

Never thatched, but I'm sure it needs it.

Yeah, I suck. I'm really liking this Tru-Green idea though.

Yeah, you should for sure thatch it, and for sure hire everything out. It costs, but your lawn will look nice. If I lived in the area I'd come out and give you a free consultation, buuuut I don't.