The official "let's impeach Trump" thread

[Harambe]

you're doing it wrong

The vodka is supposed to go IN you, not ON you.

After the 5th shot, no promises

 

[LogGrad98]

you're doing it wrong

The vodka is supposed to go IN you, not ON you.

That guy has a drinking problem.

 

[gandalfe]

That guy has a drinking problem.

Surely you can't be serious.

 

[One Brow]

Surely you can't be serious.

Now the ****'s gonna hit the fan.

 

[Scat]

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

 

[gandalfe]

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[gandalfe]

Now the ****'s gonna hit the fan.

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[One Brow]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

 

[Harambe]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

There's always tomorrow...

 

[candrew]

Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!

Translation - Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral chaise

 

[gandalfe]

I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it?

 

[Scat]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

We better get you to the hospital!