Gyp Rosetti
Banned
No kidding.
I demand that this topic get back on topic!
Three weeks until the election, and things are getting heated. I'm pretty sure that my opponent, who I like and respect, wants to take me out back and beat me with a rusty pitchfork. His kids glare at me from the audience, and his wife gives me the coldest stink-eye you've ever seen. My opponent has taken to my neighborhood where he has signs two doors down from my front porch, which really frosts my ***, but I can dig it. I don't sleep much. I'm losing weight again, but I'm not trying to this time.
I just need to win and get this crap over with.
Also, you're all jerks. (for you, babe)
Two doors down? Rip it out of the ground and toss it. Or write the word SUCKS under his name.
I know, I know. Mature.