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The Trout Man Commeth...

No kidding.

I demand that this topic get back on topic!

Three weeks until the election, and things are getting heated. I'm pretty sure that my opponent, who I like and respect, wants to take me out back and beat me with a rusty pitchfork. His kids glare at me from the audience, and his wife gives me the coldest stink-eye you've ever seen. My opponent has taken to my neighborhood where he has signs two doors down from my front porch, which really frosts my ***, but I can dig it. I don't sleep much. I'm losing weight again, but I'm not trying to this time.

I just need to win and get this crap over with.

Also, you're all jerks. (for you, babe)

Two doors down? Rip it out of the ground and toss it. Or write the word SUCKS under his name.

I know, I know. Mature.
 
It really ain't much of a stretch after "listening" to you, in fact I consider the behavior I've witnessed from you and your Mormon friends to be far worse than the anti-mormons I've encountered.
I aim to please.

Idiocy and retarded are synonyms, and you forgot some form of douche to stay in line with the other Mormons who have flung insults at me since joining this forum.
What can I say? I like to think outside the box. If there are a lot of people flinging insults at you, what do think is the problem? Maybe it's the common denominator. If there is more than one person insulting a single person, what's the common denominator? I imagine you to have the same type of personality as my father-in-law: He's been divorced six times and can't figure out why. Here's a hint: it's the only common person in all these failed relationships.

What it boils down to for me is the fact that there is a limited number of people whose opinions I care about and who I care what they think of me. You aren't on that list.
 
No kidding.

I demand that this topic get back on topic!

Three weeks until the election, and things are getting heated. I'm pretty sure that my opponent, who I like and respect, wants to take me out back and beat me with a rusty pitchfork. His kids glare at me from the audience, and his wife gives me the coldest stink-eye you've ever seen. My opponent has taken to my neighborhood where he has signs two doors down from my front porch, which really frosts my ***, but I can dig it. I don't sleep much. I'm losing weight again, but I'm not trying to this time.

I just need to win and get this crap over with.

Also, you're all jerks. (for you, babe)
It might help if you actually some signs in your OWN yard. I expected to see at least a half dozen, but instead found none. Lame.
 
I aim to please.

What can I say? I like to think outside the box. If there are a lot of people flinging insults at you, what do think is the problem? Maybe it's the common denominator. If there is more than one person insulting a single person, what's the common denominator? I imagine you to have the same type of personality as my father-in-law: He's been divorced six times and can't figure out why. Here's a hint: it's the only common person in all these failed relationships.

What it boils down to for me is the fact that there is a limited number of people whose opinions I care about and who I care what they think of me. You aren't on that list.

The common denominator was already established. The few flinging insults are all Mormon, and I never had a "relationship" with any of them or cared to.

Do those who are bullied or verbally abused deserve it? I'm sure the mentality of the perpetrators is that they do, whether it is for their gender, their unpopular/opposing views, their questioning of the status quo, or what they look like.

Go ahead and give me your excuse for why I deserve it.
 
Don't you know Trout is too humble for self promotion?

Or it could be the fact that I live on a dead end, my neighbors already know that I'm running and want to make crazy man-love to me/my campaign, and that GOBS of my signs keep getting stolen so I have to replace them as needed. I don't have the funds to waste on putting a sign up in my yard.

Or your original point might be true.
 
Well this thread took a turn for the worse, can't stand when things turn into "religious discussions", bah now I have to ignore a thread I posted in. Guess I just don't see the point for the most part they all turn into endless bickering, name calling by both sides and general ignorance and nobody will ever concede or change their opinions. But I guess if your point (who ever turned the thread to this) was to end it then good job.

Hey look if you don't like whatever religion or lack of religion or whatever why put yourself through it. Look I know I don't like a-holes so guess what I avoid the proctologist office, LA fans and opinions, it's not that hard.

The way I look at it, we're the crowd in the mash pit and Trout is the star up above it all. . . . .

from what I hear, these pits are truely the pits and I sorta go in with a sense of humor to help me adjust to whatever happens. . . .

I like your posts when you're on topic though. Would a few morsels of cheese help you feel better about putting up with a doddering old dude who thinks everything comes from religion in the last analysis. . . ?
 
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