Lakers_Slapper
Well-Known Member
After getting hired I'd tell everyone i'm new here need 2 weeks to get acclimated, and i'd prepare for a public statement/mission statement. For 2 weeks id drive everyone nuts, asking every question imaginable. After that 2 weeks is up;
I would completely gut the team.... Everyones available.. I'm not saying fire-sale, advocating unloading for cheap, everyones available tho. If I'm the GM i think I can rip these other GM's off, plain and simple.... thats just me tho, or else ima try... I'd fire out 1000's of trade offers immediately, on some Wayne Gretzky "you miss all the shots you dont take" typa ****. I know that my hand is not easy to catch in the cookie jar and would play it super-aggressive...
Grayson, Niang (2 guys i didnt really care for in college, but they can score and are cheap so a match).. and Royce O'Neale are guys I wouldnt hesitate to keep around.
Dennis Lindsey's vision is failed here. I'm not gonna have my one opportunity to sit in the GM's chair focused on some forsaken reclamation project, cleaning up this dudes mediocre, nba purgatory style mess.
I'd say we're gonna try to win with offense, like everyone else, instead of this walking on eggshells hoping the defense can douse, some white hot grease-fire like Harden.
and I'd say at the presser, maybe my final line "we wont be trading any more lottery picks for 30-year old rentals --- I'll step down before a move like that ever gets pushed thru" The one thing that would remain is the focus on player development, thats the big selling point. so we cant be developing players for some ****** slow paced offense like we have now.
I would reduce this teams avg age to one of the youngest int he league without a game ever being played. for certain, which is something i've always said in these hypotheticals (and i mean what has taken place has been far ******** IMO). Undoubdetly that is the safest course of action, instead navigator D Lindz is gonna try to run this ship til it capsizes and then say "oopsies" and disappear -- just watch..
So on day one, you would tell the team that you are new to the management (as if they weren't aware) and you need two weeks for your game plan on the teams future. During those two weeks you would prepare for a public press conference by using the individual team members responses to prepare for your statement that will be a public press conference. During that process you want to scare the players and the staff to get them on edge thinking, what are you capable of doing next?
With Dennis Lindsey fired (and I don't disagree with you that he shouldn't be) you are going to ensure that the teams primary focus is on offense. (Because that what all the cool kids are doing in the NBA, so why not make the Jazz like the other 80% of the teams trying to copy cat the Warriors style only without the talent that makes them successful at doing that)
At your press conference and 5 minutes of fame, you announce that your main focus is on player development, but you also announce that if your above 30 our team has no room for you. (Hard to develop young players without veteran experience and leadership) Then you ruthlessly chop the roster solely based on age and make us one of the youngest teams in the NBA, removing all veterans experience.
The youngest teams currently in the NBA are doing so great for themselves afterall.
1. NY Knicks 23.1
2. Phoenix Suns 23.3
3. Chicago Bulls 23.9
4. Orlando Magic 24.4
Sounds to me you need to learn which wooden blocks goes in what shape on your dropsy toy.
I don't approve of Dennis Lindsey, oopsies, my badd, "D Lindz", but I would take anyone over a kid in his moms basement that fantasizes about holocaust'ing out the Jazz team like yourself. Your name is Lord Bullington??? O hell no. You learned to spell cursive yesterday and now your ready to destroy the planet. I hope someone removes your training wheels so you can come back down to reality with an ouwy on your knee.