Want To Win Some Money? Take The Knicks On Wednesday Night

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

This is not a thread about betting. I believe all betting (and alcohol) should be banned in America. Prohibition was the greatest thing the US ever did. They should have doubled down and eliminated betting. My point is not about betting.

My point is this: the Knicks will kill the Jazz this Wednesday night.
My point is this: the Knicks are a far better team than when we started this season
My point is this: the Knicks are a better team than the Jazz
My Point is this: you will see about five Knick players who are better than everybody on the Jazz
My point is this: we will crush you on Wednesday night

If you want to make money, take the 11 points that the Jazz are giving to the Knicks and bet every cent you have. The Knicks are a very, very good team.

We started off 4-18. Insanely awful. But since we fired our coach we have been playing .500 ball. The way to read that is we are getting better...and better...and BETTER! Right now I place us as the fourth best team in the league.

We are far better than the Jazz. We will destroy you Wednesday night. Mitchell Robinson alone can beat your entire team. I swear it, five of you against one of us (Mitchell Robinson) and you wouldn't stand a chance. Don't believe me? just wait till Wednesday night. You will be humiliated.

 

[JazzyFresh]

Lol stopped reading at "(and alcohol)".

 

[Surely]

For a guy who is so against alcohol you sure seem drunk. But seriously, I'm a troll expert (I have a tv show about troll hunting) and this is a pretty lousy troll job. Just sayin.

 

[Rubashov]

Greatest troll ever.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I'm a troll expert (I have a tv show about troll hunting) and this is a pretty lousy troll job.

Boy, you sure can't recognize talent. Are you the high school coach that cut Michael Jordan?

 

[infection]

I don’t have any money left after I put it all down on Portland for the game on the 26th.

 

[SCS]

For a guy who is so against alcohol you sure seem drunk. But seriously, I'm a troll expert (I have a tv show about troll hunting) and this is a pretty lousy troll job. Just sayin.

He tries.... kinda

 

[SCS]

We play the Knicks next? Oh sweet, best thing I've heard today.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I don’t have any money left after I put it all down on Portland for the game on the 26th.

Take it up with the league. Melo taking a late three was fouled by Gobert and it wasn't called.

I have sent letters to Adam Silver, David Stern (he was still alive then, maybe the Gobert non-call made him take a turn for the worse), and have sent a letter to Rudy Giuliani. I want the non-call looked into. I want something done. I had no money on the game (I don't gamble or drink...I am not a weakling), but I have great respect for Melo The Jazz Killer and he was wronged. That should not be.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

We started off 4-18. Insanely awful. But since we fired our coach we have been playing .500 ball. The way to read that is we are getting better...and better...and BETTER! Right now I place us as the fourth best team in the league.

jazz are playing at 12 games over .500. So...

 

[infection]

Is this the game thread?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Is this the game thread?

Do game threads usually end after the first quarter because that's all it will take for us to ice the game.

Are you aware that Sunday we played the mighty LA Clippers (a team that twice has already beaten the Jazz) and we scored...wait for it...an astonishing 45 points in the first quarter!

OK, full disclosure, we then gave up an astonishing 47 in the second quarter, but still we did score 45 against the Clippers in the first quarter. You Jazz don't stand a chance.

 

[LogGrad98]

Bet on the jazz to win money. Got it.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Clips have only beaten us once genius, it's us that has two victories over them. Check your facts before you troll. I will say the Knicks will be good once they get KD and Kyrie back....... Wait a minute, they ended up on that other team, didn't they.

 

[MVP]

I applaud the effort placed into this post. But anything less than 20 pt win by the Jazz should be considered moral victory for Knicks. Cheers.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Clips have only beaten us once genius, it's us that has two victories over them. Check your facts before you troll..

Uhh, one of those "wins" as you want to call it was when the Clippers were on a back to back. Nobody whoever played sports counts those as wins. I guess you never played sports.

Oh, and check your facts before you try and make me look wrong.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I applaud the effort placed into this post. But anything less than 20 pt win by the Jazz should be considered moral victory for Knicks. Cheers.

You would be dead wrong with that 20 point Jazz victory prediction. No joking around, the Knicks are a very good team. The coaching change has been astonishing. What you should be concerned about is if your Jazz can keep the game close with us.

The only thing going in your favor is we are coming off a back-to-back. End of a long west coach road trip. That's why the line is +11 for the Knicks. But Vegas hasn't been watching all Knick games like I have. They don't know how good we really are. I place us at fourth best team in the league right now. You will not beat us. Bank on that.

 

[UB]

Are you going to the Jazz game at MSG in March? I'll be there and will buy you a lemonade and pretzel.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

Nowadays, even a lost is a another win for the Knicks. What a trash organization.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Are you going to the Jazz game at MSG in March? I'll be there and will buy you a lemonade and pretzel.

At MSG, how much is that setting you back? Like $25-$30, you are much nicer than I.