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I'm so dead.

E.J. Wells said:
I really do love you people.

Just for clarification, this is not MMA. I'm am far too big of a ***** for actual MMA. This is grappling. Submission wrestling, BJJ, Judo, whatever. Lot's of styles, one goal -- turn your body into a weapon, and make your opponent quit. No punching, kicking, kneeing, elbowing, etc. Why would I risk my Money Maker? Fools.
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Make sure these are recorded and uploaded to YouTube, btw. I'm sure you can get all of your matches in their entirety on YouTube pretty easily.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I have been to Boston. I can't think of anything I'd rather not do than touch a female from that city. Gross doesn't even begin to define the women of Boston.
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This. Colin Cowherd was once blasting Boston fans for making fun of how ugly Chloe Kardashian is (when Odom was visiting with the Lakers). He was just ripping them, saying Chloe may not be anything special, but the most beautiful woman in Boston is a step below.. he was beasting and I was lmao.
 
PKM said:
This. Colin Cowherd was once blasting Boston fans for making fun of how ugly Chloe Kardashian is (when Odom was visiting with the Lakers). He was just ripping them, saying Chloe may not be anything special, but the most beautiful woman in Boston is a step below.. he was beasting and I was lmao.
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I'd never heard one thing about the chicks of Boston, but my brothers and I all agreed, it was a friggin' hog-fest.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Good chance they are wicked educated though. I'd settle for a Boston 7 with an Ivy League brain any day.
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Sounds like my kind of girls. I never shoot higher than 7, usually 5-6 so I don't have to work too hard and I get the appreciation I crave.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Good chance they are wicked educated though. I'd settle for a Boston 7 with an Ivy League brain any day.
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Disagree. A non-trashy, non-disgusting, non-butt-****ing-ugly chick can always get smarter. The girls from Boston will always be uncouth and vomitous.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I'd never heard one thing about the chicks of Boston, but my brothers and I all agreed, it was a friggin' hog-fest.
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I'm a pretty hairy dude, but I've never met a Boston chick that didn't make me look 20 years younger.

Best facial/arm hair shaving tips came from Boston chicks.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Disagree. A non-trashy, non-disgusting, non-butt-****ing-ugly chick can always get smarter. The girls from Boston will always be uncouth and vomitous.
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I'm with E.J.

I'll take the hotter than **** chick and get my intellectual stimulation from a book... or better yet, sports radio.
 
PKM said:
I'm with E.J.

I'll take the hotter than **** chick and get my intellectual stimulation from a book... or better yet, sports radio.
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Disagree. I have learned that I have almost zero tolerance for dumb girls. They grind my gears in the absolute worst of ways.
 
dalamon said:
Disagree. I have learned that I have almost zero tolerance for dumb girls. They grind my gears in the absolute worst of ways.
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Well, in fairness, I didn't say I wanted a 'dumb' girl.. I'm just saying I don't need her to be my vehicle to intellectual euphoria.

Besides, let's be real, you can't get better than a 6 anyway.. so may as well get a smart 6.. I get that.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Disagree. A non-trashy, non-disgusting, non-butt-****ing-ugly chick can always get smarter. The girls from Boston will always be uncouth and vomitous.
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Well, truthfully I'm not familiar enough with Boston or,Boston women, to even know what a Boston 7 would look like. A more in-depth Boston exploration is definitely on my travel to do list. Probably tops for anywhere in the US. Oddly enough though, I get asked if I'm from Boston quite a bit just because of the way I pronounce a few words. Apparently the South Provo accent needs more notoriety or something...even in Utah County...because people don't realize that there is a distinct style of rougher talk in that area. We just don't have similar slang words as the East Coast. But the whole no r's thing? It's noticeable in quite a few common words in that area.
 
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