I'm so dead.

[MVP]

BJJ? I've never had one of those.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Jiu-Jitsu

 

[Gameface]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Jiu-Jitsu

I think I'll spring some Bee Jay Jay on my wife tonight.

 

[MVP]

I think I'll spring some Bee Jay Jay on my wife tonight.

Are you going to full mount, back mount, side control or closed guard?

 

[Gameface]

Are you going to full mount, back mount, side control or closed guard?

Side control sounds interesting. I think I'll try that first.

 

[PearlWatson]

I love all this perversion bonding going on.

 

[franklin]

I think I'll spring some Bee Jay Jay on my wife tonight.

Speechless.

 

[leftyjace]

Just don't involve the Full Nelson.... <shudder>

 

[Dr. Jones]

Just don't involve the Full Nelson.... <shudder>

cuz that can break necks, yo

 

[Harambe]

I really do love you people.

Just for clarification, this is not MMA. I'm am far too big of a ***** for actual MMA. This is grappling. Submission wrestling, BJJ, Judo, whatever. Lot's of styles, one goal -- turn your body into a weapon, and make your opponent quit. No punching, kicking, kneeing, elbowing, etc. Why would I risk my Money Maker? Fools.

Make sure these are recorded and uploaded to YouTube, btw. I'm sure you can get all of your matches in their entirety on YouTube pretty easily.

 

[MVP]

Just don't involve the Full Nelson.... <shudder>

Or Boston crab

 

[TroutBum]

Or Boston crab

I have been to Boston. I can't think of anything I'd rather not do than touch a female from that city. Gross doesn't even begin to define the women of Boston.

 

[leftyjace]

I have been to Boston. I can't think of anything I'd rather not do than touch a female from that city. Gross doesn't even begin to define the women of Boston.

Wait until you go to Seattle next. The scenery... absolutely... sucks.