The exact date of ded is unfortunately unknown. I suspect it may have happened his rookie year and Lindsey ordered a weekend at Bernie's protocol to throw jazzfanz off his lies. Most likely his bodies decay has become too much with the ankle being the final twig to snap. The truth will finally have to come out. Cause of death: Mouthbreathertosis frail longboi bambititis.
In loving memory
Longboi
1995-2014
Gone before we knew you
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It kinda reminds me of DRose except Exum was never a good player.Good thing he isn’t injury prone.
But in all seriousness, I’m just about speechless. I can’t think of any player in NBA history with an analogous career.
Being good at playing basketball is not a detail, though. That’s part of what makes this thing so insane.It kinda reminds me of DRose except Exum was never a good player.
Is his third year fully guaranteed? I thought it was partially guaranteed or team option but hoopshype doesnt indicate anything. Maybe it is a bad memory or wishful thinking.
Dante has yet to injure the same part of his body twice.
He's just had bad luck.
I saw a youtube video about "Why Derick Rose was destined to be injured". It was basically because of the guy's walk, like his walking and running gate was really weird and awkward. It put stress on parts of his legs that weren't normal and lead to his knees exploding. IDK how accurate the video is, but Dante moves really really weird out there. It's more than "lanky dude walk" its something else. I wonder if the same thing is making him have so many leg injuries.It kinda reminds me of DRose except Exum was never a good player.
Dante is basically in his 5th rookie year... looks like he gets another next year... Dante is the eternal rookie.