Donovan and Rudy selected last for all-stars

[NUMBERICA]

It is pretty ****ing shocking tbh. They were making some kind of statement, I think.

I mean, they literally made a statement. 'we didn't pick the Jazz in video games growing up.'

Oh cool. Good criteria. Good job outing yourself as children, too.

The Eastern Conference All-Stars are a clown car of losers, so yeah, big statement even if they didn't just come out and **** on us.

 

[NAOS]

I mean, they literally made a statement. 'we didn't pick the Jazz in video games growing up.'

Oh cool. Good criteria. Good job outing yourself as children, too.

The Eastern Conference All-Stars are a clown car of losers, so yeah, big statement even if they didn't just come out and **** on us.

I don’t think their stated reason is the actual statement.

 

[NUMBERICA]

I don’t think their stated reason is the actual statement.

They're not mutually exclusive, though.

 

[fishonjazz]

I just saw a tweet with a picture of Rudy live on twitch (I have no idea what that is) wearing an nba jam t-shirt with stockton and malone on it.

Rudy is the ****ing man!


It's on someone named tavan parkers twitter
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[slc]

Maybe Tony Parkers kid
Tony is French

 

[jom2003]

Sorry Bron. But noone likes to play Cleveland in 2K either

 

[SteakNEggs]

Lol I spent waaaaay too much time on this.

 

[LogGrad98]

Gonna spice up this thread by saying;
The Jazz would certainly not be as large a target for ridicule if it weren't in and named after the state that is the closest thing to a theocracy allowed in this country, beholden to a religion that has staggeringly (and unsurprisingly) low membership among blacks, and with a state population to match. To cap it all off, fair or not, the Jazz fanbase has a reputation as being (particularly) racially insensitive/ignorant/naive.

Sucks the organization and the players have to suffer for that.

Hey we're not insensitive! I have absolutely no problem with the colored's.







(Please note, this post is satire. Thank you.)

 

[infection]

I just saw a tweet with a picture of Rudy live on twitch (I have no idea what that is) wearing an nba jam t-shirt with stockton and malone on it.

Rudy is the ****ing man!


It's on someone named tavan parkers twitter
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[infection]

Welcome to.... NBA Jam (jam... jam... jam).

 

[str8line]

View attachment 10445Lol I spent waaaaay too much time on this.

That's awesome.

 

[framer]

Sorry Bron. But noone likes to play Cleveland in 2K either

If fairly certain that you had to play Vlade Divacs if you chose the Lakers in NBA Jam.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

I remember Kendall Gill of the Charlotte Hornets used to be a beast from the 3pt line on NBA Jam.

 

[rjfan]

Rudy is a top 5 center
Any player who is top 5 at his position is elite

Screw top5

If you're calling AD a PF, he's top3

 

[rjfan]

That was a total jealous move by them both

Clearly a whiny way to state that their egos were hurt that some goofy state franchise led by a strange foreign old school center and a no more than a 2nd or 3rd star late lottery prospect sat atop the NBA through the all star break, unadvertedly taking too much attention away from their divine rights as always 5 stars recruits even before college, being on the biggest markets of the league, playing alongside the most lauded stars of the game.

 

[fishonjazz]

iirc i was always shawn kemp and gary payton when i played nba jam


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[infection]

iirc i was always shawn kemp and gary payton when i played nba jam


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I was often the Sonics but it was always Kendall Gill and Detlef Shrempf.

 

[NAOS]

I was always Stockton. I dominated.

 

[fishonjazz]

Check out some of these dunks


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[ImmaculateConfection]

This disrespect is nothing new. When I was a 10 year old kid growing up in Australia my mum took me for a haircut and I asked the hairdresser to give me the "Greg Ostertag".

She just started at me blankly and said, "who?"

So I grabbed her scissors, pointed them at her and screamed, "You know exactly who: GREG OSTERTAG! Do not pretend otherwise and disrespect the Utah Jazz like that woman!"

Then I stormed out, taking the scissors with me so I could give myself the Greg Ostertag. I left home that day and haven't seen that hairdresser or my family since.