This is true. I saw Trout at my brother's funeral and I almost didn't recognize him because he was slimmer than what I remembered. I wanted to say something about how he looked good, but I didn't think it was the right place. Plus, he was currently hitting on Mamacita Moses and taking her picture. If that's not a hehepeepeecaca, I don't know what is.
I'm sad to say that she does not have the tats like her picture, but she's cute enough. I have pics to prove it on demand.