I Yearn for Cockburn

[LogGrad98]

Jockburn works well.

 

[Jazz Fusion]

There is a high school music teacher here in Idaho named Richard Smack who goes by Dick. Maybe he could sing the National Anthem at a game….

 

[Udidthizz]

I mean, this the franchise that nicknamed one of its players ‘Horny’ and retired his number no less.

 

[YoungJefe]

He was ESPN’s #20 best player available before the draft.

He was 65th

 

[infection]

Çockburn.


There, that works.

Sounds like a draft-n-stash.

There is a high school music teacher here in Idaho named Richard Smack who goes by Dick. Maybe he could sing the National Anthem at a game….

There’s an Austin-area urologist who specializes in vasectomies named Richard Chopp.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

he'd be a top 5 pick in the mid-90s

 

[SteakNEggs]

So... Did we sign this guy or what? I don't want to Google Cockburn.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

So... Did we sign this guy or what? I don't want to Google ****burn.

No, he is going to play on the SL team. He hasnt signed the Exhibit 10 (which would bring him to camp, then get him on the Stars) yet I believe.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

This dude has all the intensity, toughness and competitiveness than all the jazz crew combined. I liked him last year when ESPN did a bit about him.

 

[prodigy]

Cockburn going undrafted makes DL going with the shock move of drafting Doke in the first round even more baffling. Did he know he was on the way out and was trying to sabotage the team?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

****burn going undrafted makes DL going with the shock move of drafting Doke in the first round even more baffling. Did he know he was on the way out and was trying to sabotage the team?

They are pretty different players...

 

[infection]

****burn going undrafted makes DL going with the shock move of drafting Doke in the first round even more baffling. Did he know he was on the way out and was trying to sabotage the team?

He got high off his own farts. He was the guy who found Gobert and got Mitchell, so he likely overvalued his own opinion and didn’t need other people getting in the way of him fully exercising his god-given talents.

 

[jom2003]

They are pretty different players...

Yeah, Cockburn is in a much better basketball shape.

 

[YoungJefe]

Dennis Lindsey shed a tear of joy when we signed Cockburn

 

[mongoose01]

Everywhere I’ve seen it’s pronounced coburn anyway… what’s the fun in that?


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[jom2003]

Might just call him Kofi.

 

[Avery]

Hard to feel the burn when the guy isn’t going to make the roster.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

We could have Udoka play 5 mins until he's ready to collapse, then bring in Kofi for 5 minutes. That way we maintain a paint-beast presence.

 

[Udidthizz]

I like the image of seven random 7ft 280 pounds dudes on the Jazz bench, coming in one after the other for their 5 minute stint.

 

[Hearsky]

He plays big, hard and erect. He is absolutely throbbing out there. Thrusting and grinding his way to make a big mushroom space so he can pound it in hard.

Hold on. be right back. Calling Hand Lotion's mom.