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Damn man,
that had to be a lot
of work. And good work too
(grammar pole eese).
Why do you
think
there is
so much tension?
Aren't your jokes
like snowfall to our inversions?
I thought so...
Did I make a Haiku or anything?
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If you did, you're cleaning it up.
Sorry, my software doesn't translate soused.
Considering millions of atheists are raising their kids with moral values, minus the religious component, your statement is obviously false.
Well, I'm just using the definition. Who cares about that?
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No you're not.
Oh wait. I thought this was the stupid argument thread. I keep getting all these mixed up.
You have an edge to your agenda this time.
Your posts have been like the pus to our zits, the green to our gan, the sore to our eye, the you to our hate.
Nice job, keep it up.
Your posts are like rays of sunshine in Seattle, coconuts to the deserted pirate, penicillin to Nevada, church and mail to old people, economic pain to Sean hannity, and Jimmer to the world.
(I would also like to be clued in to what this agenda you and log are acusing me of having. TIA Tamera)
Maybe it's subconscious?
I don't really care I suppose, but it's just what strikes me when I take all of your posts collectively.
For all I know your posts have just as much of an agenda as mine, boredom.
Oh, I thought of a couple more later you might like.
Ure to my man, the f to my art, the roll to my t.
Nice hyperbole, there, Franklin. Simile is when you stick closer to fact, though. Coconuts have some "milk" in them that are good to drink, in moderation. A survivalist pirate or other shipwrecked soul on a desert island would do well with a coconut shell and a piece of plastic. Two halves of the shell, one for the seawater and one for collecting the solar distillate. Actually, I'd dig a pretty deep hole in the sand, and just cover it with the sheet of plastic, and make myself a bunch of "bowls" from those coconut shells. You'd need a machete, too, unless you're just good at sawing on husks and shells with sharp rocks.
You failed to include me in your exercise: "indulging in JazzFanz drivel with weekend drunks" would line up pretty good with "babe".
You're a beer drinker babe? I thought you might eat all the peyote you can gather in the desert and pretend you don't know what it is, but not a beer drinker.
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Fixed.
Archie Moses
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This thread has more posts than the entire forum of jazzhacks. lol
No, I don't drink any alcohol. Well, I did once brew something from some sugar and some yeast, and distill it in my laboratory still. It was putrid. However, my great grandfather and his father, grandfather and so on were pub keepers in England, and I've probably still got some inherited spirits. Another line were winemakers. I figured out that I'd be an alcoholic because I get hung up on anything. I have to force myself not to binge on stuff.
I've seen my share of drunks, however, lying passed out in a puddle of piss and vomit. And I know when I'm talking to folks who've been drinking. . . . or who are pretending to be drunk, I suppose.
The majority from Log... hmmm....
fixed.
I guess that's not really true. Mangy coyotes stink too much. Besides I don't need to. Lots of raptors, even crows do the job. And if they don't/won't, other coyotes are cannibals, will eat their own.
Still, with a barrel of MSG and spice, I bet I've eaten dog somewhere in some filipino/chinese establishment. . . .
