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Don't stop there
For we all know you tend
To do many things but not comprehend

Who's to say who comprehends
I feel that now I must defend

For it's not reason
that binds me tight

It is lack of caring
of fools insight

one iota of care is much too big
for what I choose to spend on a "pig"
 
Who's to say who comprehends?
I'd be lying if I said it depends.

For it is the higher intellect that decides such a fate
Grey matter with genius-level IQ it would rate

This is why the statement was made
and with credibility it must be paid

Your lack of comprehension is final I'm afraid
As it was stated so by Babe.
 
No comprende.

Este burrito es delicioso
Yo amo a mi esposo
Que pitbull es peligroso
He estado sobrio por un año

Vivo una vida afortunada
Hacerme una tostada
Me veo como Erik Estrada
Mi abuela fuma en el baño
 
Who's to say who comprehends?
I'd be lying if I said it depends.

For it is the higher intellect that decides such a fate
Grey matter with genius-level IQ it would rate

This is why the statement was made
and with credibility it must be paid

Your lack of comprehension is final I'm afraid
As it was stated so by Babe.


I'm going to have to call this fink
unless of course you have a link?
 
I tease
I prod
I am such a clod

I joke
I jest
I am such a pest

I twist
I work
I am such a jerk

budding genius.

Reminds me of my favorite movie of all time "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" with the song about the Big Rock Candy Mountain, with the line "where they hung the jerk who invented work".

Was that you???
 
Spazz is a like a craftsman
Molding meter, building rhyme
He exhibits deft precision
Nearly each and every time

His verse is bright and textured
Like the peel of an orange
...

Aw crap.

His wrangling cowpoke slow brain
caked with the mud of the range
leathered skin with spits of rain
like the peel of an orange.

and, aw crap,
the soil of the corral
drawing the sap
of all his morale.
 
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