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Who's to say who comprehends
I feel that now I must defend

For it's not reason
that binds me tight

It is lack of caring
of fools insight

one iota of care is much too big
for what I choose to spend on a "pig"

you've stolen all my thunder
that ever I've blundered
to roll down OB's blind alley
in endless mocking sallies
and turned it against me
with a genius wit
and the grace of a twit.

Now off and watch how Farmer Hoggett
embarassed his wife by having faith
to stake his all
on a pig named "Pig".
 
Who's to say who comprehends?
I'd be lying if I said it depends.

For it is the higher intellect that decides such a fate
Grey matter with genius-level IQ it would rate

This is why the statement was made
and with credibility it must be paid

Your lack of comprehension is final I'm afraid
As it was stated so by Babe.

someone has actually understood my many ravings and babblings about the universe whose scope transcends the shape of a skull.
 
Este burrito es delicioso
Yo amo a mi esposo
Que pitbull es peligroso
He estado sobrio por un año

Vivo una vida afortunada
Hacerme una tostada
Me veo como Erik Estrada
Mi abuela fuma en el baño

My vocabulary is sufficient to see in this the picture of an old hag sitting on the toilet smoking a cigar.

beautiful.

I bought some pics of some old hags like this in the Philippines, and keep them on my living room walls.

They were sufficient inspiration on the nature of the grace and beauty of youth.
 
How about what's left of Oklahoma after the mile-wide tornado cut a path for some miles this afternoon.
 
I can imagine there must be some foe with colors including "orange" in the UK universe.

Tennessee .. Florida is Blue and Orange.

I laughed at orange in the OP just because I found it funny he used orange and played up the rhyming stumped thing. easily amused, I guess.
 
Tennessee .. Florida is Blue and Orange.

I laughed at orange in the OP just because I found it funny he used orange and played up the rhyming stumped thing. easily amused, I guess.

yah. . . . it was an excuse to go potty alright. I thought I did a fair continuation of the "poem" though. . . . .
 
well, folks we made the goal I had today. . . . . I'm gonna go take care of some things that just won't get done unless I do them. . . . .
 
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