Who's to say who comprehends
I feel that now I must defend
For it's not reason
that binds me tight
It is lack of caring
of fools insight
one iota of care is much too big
for what I choose to spend on a "pig"
you've stolen all my thunder
that ever I've blundered
to roll down OB's blind alley
in endless mocking sallies
and turned it against me
with a genius wit
and the grace of a twit.
Now off and watch how Farmer Hoggett
embarassed his wife by having faith
to stake his all
on a pig named "Pig".