The “I’m a Mike Conley hating bitch” list

[infection]

KK’s hair looks like Conley’s hair from media day.

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

Bruh... really?

Apologies.

My animation mixed with live action guilty pleasure back in the day was Cool World.

 

[jjscap]

Nice, but you do realize that's Mike Sr., the Olympic Gold Medalist.

Mike Jr is on the video too.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Apologies.

My animation mixed with live action guilty pleasure back in the day was Cool World.

Apology accepted but your repentance must include either watching the film or listening to the monsters song from the soundtrack (it’s a banger).

 

[Archie Moses]

Mike Conley signed an 153 million dollar deal in 2016. He's being paid over 32 million dollars this year, more than any Jazz player in history.

13 games in and the dude blows. I mean, he's had OK games and I get it takes time, but he's paid like a superstar and performs like Stormy Daniels.

Mitchell is trying to do much now.

Trust me, I'd love to eat crow about Conley, but this has been so mediocre.

 

[Archie Moses]

https://www.thestreet.com/lifestyle/sports/highest-paid-nba-players-14628556

Conley is the 9th highest paid player this season in the league. Seeing Hayward's name before his makes me feel a lil better, but Hayward has played way better than him this year, injury or not.

Mike "Con"thee out of your money anyone?

 

[Zombie]

Mike Conley signed an 153 million dollar deal in 2016. He's being paid over 32 million dollars this year, more than any Jazz player in history.

13 games in and the dude blows. I mean, he's had OK games and I get it takes time, but he's paid like a superstar and performs like Stormy Daniels.

Mitchell is trying to do much now.

Trust me, I'd love to eat crow about Conley, but this has been so mediocre.

Not that he's been great, but he wasn't really the problem tonight. We can win games when Conley shoots 40%, we can't if Don's shooting 20% on 25 shots.

 

[Jazzta]

The Rubio for Conley swap hasn’t paid off so far. Consistent Conley would be an upgrade. Inconsistent Conley is a downgrade imo.

 

[Archie Moses]

Not that he's been great, but he wasn't really the problem tonight. We can win games when Conley shoots 40%, we can't if Don's shooting 20% on 25 shots.

He wasn't the solution either. Conley needs to play like 32 million. Mitchell is trying too hard cause guys like Conley are playing like role players.

Conley is paid to be a star. Dude is 2019 Stormy Daniels.

 

[Dali]

He wasn't the solution either. Conley needs to play like 32 million. Mitchell is trying too hard cause guys like Conley are playing like role players.

Conley is paid to be a star. Dude is 2019 Stormy Daniels.

So whenever Donovan has a bad game, especially like the one tonight where he was pretty awful, it's everybody else's fault, ie. Conley?

Can y'all stop being dumba$$es.

Mike was better than Donovan against Minny today in almost every possible conceivable way.

 

[Zombie]

He wasn't the solution either. Conley needs to play like 32 million. Mitchell is trying too hard cause guys like Conley are playing like role players.

Conley is paid to be a star. Dude is 2019 Stormy Daniels.

I feel like you are letting Donovan off the hook here a little. Mike hasn't lived up to what his role on this team is supposed to be, but this is still Don's team- on offense anyway. And he laid a wet fart tonight.

 

[Dali]

I feel like you are letting Donovan off the hook here a little. Mike hasn't lived up to what his role on this team is supposed to be, but this is still Don's team- on offense anyway. And he laid a wet fart tonight.

Yep, this.