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So does he take his shoes off or not?

The actual situation is that he doesn't knock before coming in and my MIL (who lives at my house--biggest mistake of my life, and I've made a few good ones) basically encourages it by unlocking the front door for him when he hints that he might come over some time in the next few days. I've spoken to him directly a few times, besides going through my wife and to a lesser extent my MIL, yet he seems incapable of doing it. He doesn't actually give me any reasons why he doesn't knock, he just agrees and says he will...next time.

His whole side of the family has a thing about telling people to just walk in. Great for them! I wonder if he thinks I'm being rude, but I don't really care. My mom knocks when she comes over. My sister knocks when she comes over. I do the same when I visit them.

I've decided that the next time he walks in and I see him I'm going to punch him in the face. I've talked to a few people about it. My friend at work tells me I could be charged with domestic violence. Is that true? Doesn't make sense to me, as he would basically be trespassing. I've got a right to defend my home, right? I don't want a domestic violence charge, then I wouldn't be able to keep all of my guns. They might even make me go to AA or something. **** all that!

Any ideas? Should I just say to hell with it and build a cabin in the mountains? I just don't think I could leave my son behind and I doubt he'd want to go.
 
Hopper is one of the few people that make the board worth reading...how can ya say he disrupts the "usability." Must be some real dimwits round.

I agree with tis statement. I only disagree when it comes to his bitchy little "woe is me, why are the mods picking on me" posts. It's undignified.
 
Hopper is one of the few people that make the board worth reading...how can ya say he disrupts the "usability." Must be some real dimwits round.

Don't git me wrong, Clutch, I sho nuff aint tryin to claim I'm no genius, or nuthin. Still, I think this here "confederacy of dunces" quote has applications that go beyond intelligence, and apply to other areas, ya know?

Johnny Swift said:
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
 
I'm curious why you feel compelled to reply to his antics.

I had him on ignore up until he posted today and it became apparent he had a specific complaint about me personally. Now that his base question has been answered and it's apparent he only wants to complain about an issue that was buried a month ago he's regained his exalted status on my ignore list.
 
I agree with tis statement. I only disagree when it comes to his bitchy little "woe is me, why are the mods picking on me" posts. It's undignified.

Well, Game, it might be just a tad "undignified" of you to suggest that my attempts to understand and correct misrepresentations about me as being tantamount to no more than "bitchy" little "woe is me" complaints. If you were on trial for a crime, and made any attempt to defend yourself, would you simply be "bitchy," ya figure? Or would it be that, and "woe is me," combined?
 
I've decided that the next time he walks in and I see him I'm going to punch him in the face.


Well, Game, if ya does that, I guess he aint really got but 2 choices, eh?

1. He can take the dignified and courageous approach. That is to say he can take it and shut up. Maybe thank you for it. But if he doesn't like it he can go home. Or alternately...

2. He can take the undignifed, bitchy, "woe is me" approach, and hit your *** back.

Maybe you figure he aint no bitch, eh?
 
Marcus, you should be carful with that signature. Word from on high is that the use of quotation marks, as opposed to quote balloons, makes these threads more difficult to read. I would hate for you to get a warning for that.

Puh-lease.

One Brow, please leave off the snide comments directed at the moderators. Especially when you get the facts wrong that you are complaining about. You are acting as Hopper's tool, and it's not pretty. Or should I say it AIN'T pretty.
 
Puh-lease.

One Brow, please leave off the snide comments directed at the moderators. Especially when you get the facts wrong that you are complaining about. You are acting as Hopper's tool, and it's not pretty. Or should I say it AIN'T pretty.


What "facts" did Eric get wrong, colton?
 
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