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Reverse Pet Peeves

People who stop in the middle of the road at shopping malls to let fully functional, healthy people out. Same people who scream at me for driving around them.
 
The "not sports report" on 1280. I love it because I know FOR SURE that I can change the station without missing anything interesting. The entire afternoon show should be given the same name, if they're being honest. Listening to Gordon Monson sometimes is about as interesting as listening to my in-laws talk about the weather and the new furniture they bought.
 
 
I love working stupid holidays like labor day.

Double time and a half pay baby!

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Ozyman videos. Too damn funny.

He uses a lot of colorful language. Half of it isn't "swears" here in the U.S., but half of it still is.

 
So my dad fell over and broke his arm during week. Spiral fracture to his right upper arm, quite nasty. He'll probs be in hospital for a while, the nice thing is that he is a patient at my work. So i went up to see him tonight and he WAS HIGH AS ****!!!! I never seen my old man drunk let alone high as balls, it was all i could do not to laugh.

Dad; "its bizarre nothing seems real, well i know its real but it isnt. Do you know what i mean?"

Me: 'don't worry dad you're just high as ****'

Dad to the nurse 'i think im just a little high'

Was laughing for a good hour.
 
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