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Great tongue-in-cheek piece. I am sure it is exactly like the classified documents at question today. Probably word for word, right?Did Trump have an old issue of the Washington Post from April 1979 in which they published that information?
The best way to avoid inhaling plutonium is to hold your breach while handling it. If this is too difficult, wear a mask. To avoid ingesting plutonium orally, follow this simple rule: Never make an A-bomb on an empty stomach. If you find yourself dozing off while you're working or if you begin to glow in the dark, it might be wise to take a blood count.
And now we know why Trump took those documents home, he was trying to keep the IRS away!!
Many families are attracted to the H-bomb simply as a deterrent . A discreet sticker on the door or on the living room window saying "This Home Protected, by H-Bomb" will disccurage IRS investigators, census takers and Jehovah's Witnesses.