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Is Hayward God?

I've been thinking about this thread for a little bit, and if the title is true, then it leaves me with a serious question I need answered. Does Gordon Hayward poop?
 
Mr. McGibblets said:
No. But I've got something even more intimate. Let's just say my friend is a janitor at ESA and Gordon forgot to flush once while my buddy was in the bathroom too...
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fallenchicken said:
Pm me with a price... any price.
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Joe Bagadonuts said:
Hold yer horses there, Cowboy. Art goes to the highest bidder.
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Archie Moses said:
I've been thinking about this thread for a little bit, and if the title is true, then it leaves me with a serious question I need answered. Does Gordon Hayward poop?
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Didn't you see the first three posts?
 
Of course I guess they could be talking about some other...um...deposit.
 
If Gordon Hayward is God then I don't believe that Gordon Hayward actually exists. He's just a figment of our collective imagination.

(I searched google for an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster dunking a basketball, but as luck would have it there weren't any)

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Now that's funny...alt troll account or not, that is damn funny right there.
 
I like Hayward because he looks like that kid hanging out at the gym trying to get into a game with grown men. Then someone lets him in for pity and he proceeds to make every look like damn fools, kicking *** and taking names, hitting every shot from all over the court and dribbling around as if everyone else is stuck in concrete. Then when the b-ball rape is over, he just says "thanks for the game" and leaves. Yeah he is that kid.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I like Hayward because he looks like that kid hanging out at the gym trying to get into a game with grown men. Then someone lets him in for pity and he proceeds to make every look like damn fools, kicking *** and taking names, hitting every shot from all over the court and dribbling around as if everyone else is stuck in concrete. Then when the b-ball rape is over, he just says "thanks for the game" and leaves. Yeah he is that kid.
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Gordon Hayward as "Baller the kid"! Outstanding!

(#11 in the list)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZ-KQKrzZ0
 
colton said:
Gordon Hayward as "Baller the kid"! Outstanding!

(#11 in the list)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZ-KQKrzZ0
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Wow that was great.

I am 4 of those guys.
 
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