Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
There is no reliable way to quantify a specific poster's contribution.
I have the highest rep per post in this community. It's simple math. The odds of me posting something earth shattering, thought-provoking, inspiring and/or pieces of my infinite genius are far greater than any human that's ever logged onto Jazzfanz.com and made an account. The numbers speak for themselves. I knew from an early age I was destined for greatness. It is now that I realize my destiny lay in a relatively small internet community. Everyone in my daily life will be happy to hear of this revelation. Who shall I tell first? This is so exciting!
If I get negatively repped for this post I rest assured the mods with unquestionable integrity will negate it, as this post has been a vintage example of how I earned such a powerful reputation (per post) to begin with and am the quintessential reliable, quality poster.
After all, it is the leaders of this site who helped cultivate my cunning intellect and razor-sharp wit by allowing me to use this forum as my personal congregation.
I would be happy to help the mods figure out who should stick around and who should get the heave-ho. I have a very simple, objective process. Thanks to the impeccable Moevillini I can now see who has positively and negatively repped me. Those who negatively repped me at any point shall be given an abrupt infraction. Should they choose not to repent publicly for their ill-informed decision, they shall be stricken from this glorious community forever (or until they make a new username).
Fair enough?