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How many times do you wipe?

You all make really good points. I found the idea of wiping through the legs and under the sack as novel and unique. I personally like to go around my right cheek and wipe from there. I prefer to wad, but I think I may use too much toilet paper. With each tear from the roll, I probably use around 6 to 7 sheets, how many do you guys use?

PS this morning I took a nasty dump that was half water. I still feel awful and a little pale and I'm pretty sure it was from the burger I had last night, but I wouldn't take it back if I could. That burger was sooo good.
 
//r00t 4 Jazz said:
...That got me thinking how did we start are wiping habits, I certainly never had instruction or remembering talking about it with anybody just always remember folding.
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ok I've been holding this in, resisting the urge to add something of little value to this thread, but this question is just begging for an answer...

actually, I was instructed to fold when I was 5 or 6 years old by my best friend - as a girl I was wiping far more often then you guys would have been, and I'd generally just take a bunch of tissue and wad it up. Then one time at my friend's house, when she saw the way I crumpled the tissue into a wad she told me I was doing it wrong and that I had to take three sheets and fold it all up neatly at the perferations. I never questioned her about her method, I just did it that way from then on.
 
kwb said:
The real question here should be, how many of you look at it after you wipe? Don't be shy.
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First wipe, no lookie, just dump. Then I grab more toilet paper and look every time. Ya gots ta, so ya know when ta stop whipin'.
 
larryselbows said:
With each tear from the roll, I probably use around 6 to 7 sheets, how many do you guys use?
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One square. Poke a little hole in the middle. Stick the pointer finger (or whichever you have the most dexterity with). Clean up with said finger, then pull the single square off, cleaning said finger as you pull. Toss and walk out the door.

And people say I'm not trying to save the planet...

:D
 
Who ever imagined this thread on this topic would go 4 pages with hardly any commentary from trout. I figured he would OWN this bitch!!
 
kwb said:
The real question here should be, how many of you look at it after you wipe? Don't be shy.
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I always look, just in case the image of Jesus should appear. God works in mysterious ways, and you never know when you might recieve a sign. And if nothing else, you might be able to sell it on ebay. After it dries, of course.
 
And to back up a few... for showering I always like to wipe after as well, makes sure you get a fresh start and lets you see if you didn't do as good as you thought you might have, plus being wet it kinda works like a wet wipe.
 
//r00t 4 Jazz said:
And to back up a few... for showering I always like to wipe after as well, makes sure you get a fresh start and lets you see if you didn't do as good as you thought you might have, plus being wet it kinda works like a wet wipe.
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I doubt this one. You ever seen wet toilet paper, or clean up a TP'd house after a rain? Unless you wipe with Bounty, I don't buy this story.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I doubt this one. You ever seen wet toilet paper, or clean up a TP'd house after a rain? Unless you wipe with Bounty, I don't buy this story.
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You are supposed to do a good thorough wipe with the washcloth, rinse it out and leave it for the next showerer.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I doubt this one. You ever seen wet toilet paper, or clean up a TP'd house after a rain? Unless you wipe with Bounty, I don't buy this story.
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You do get out of the shower and dry off and I don't dry off my crack so it still has some moisture it works but I don't get the cheap TP so you could be right that it could happen with that stuff.
But oh well I just didn't want to see this tread die with this extended off season so thought I'd contribute what I can.
 
//r00t 4 Jazz said:
You do get out of the shower and dry off and I don't dry off my crack so it still has some moisture it works but I don't get the cheap TP so you could be right that it could happen with that stuff.
But oh well I just didn't want to see this tread die with this extended off season so thought I'd contribute what I can.
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And to go along with this train of thought, and so the thread does not die, lets continue to ask the hard questions.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy, and 1 ply or 2 ply?

I say 2 ply, I hate the 1 ply, it annoys me. As for brand, Cottonelle all the way.
 
JazzSpazz said:
And to go along with this train of thought, and so the thread does not die, lets continue to ask the hard questions.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy, and 1 ply or 2 ply?

I say 2 ply, I hate the 1 ply, it annoys me. As for brand, Cottonelle all the way.
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Charmin or bust. Cleaning up after a **** is a heavenly occasion with a good quality 2ply
 
As many times as it takes to get the job done. Its not like after taking a leak and you have to follow the standard of "if you shake it more than twice, then you are playing with yourself."
 
I'd have sex with Hitler,Obama and Hank Williams Jr at the same time before giving up my Huggies Natural Care wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E , Fragrance Free and hypoallergenic.

https://huggies.com

upc code: 036000 16367
 
ShaggyReAL said:
I'd have sex with Hitler,Obama and Hank Williams Jr at the same time before giving up my Huggies Natural Care wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E , Fragrance Free and hypoallergenic.

https://huggies.com

upc code: 036000 16367
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Wow...As for brands, I forget which brand it is, but I use the one with the bears in the commercial. The one that talks about using less, etc.
 
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