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I'm so dead.

Duck Rodgers said:
Well, truthfully I'm not familiar enough with Boston or,Boston women, to even know what a Boston 7 would look like. A more in-depth Boston exploration is definitely on my travel to do list. Probably tops for anywhere in the US. Oddly enough though, I get asked if I'm from Boston quite a bit just because of the way I pronounce a few words. Apparently the South Provo accent needs more notoriety or something...even in Utah County...because people don't realize that there is a distinct style of rougher talk in that area. We just don't have similar slang words as the East Coast. But the whole no r's thing? It's noticeable in quite a few common words in that area.
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Um, dude... There is no "south Provo" accent. Perhaps you need a chromosome audit.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Um, dude... There is no "south Provo" accent. Perhaps you need a chromosome audit.
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I heard a tale of a BYU linguistic specialist who could tell where his Utah students were from to the city based on their speech. The best professionals are freaks but that's taking it to the next level.

#southprovochromosomeaudit
 
PKM said:
Well, in fairness, I didn't say I wanted a 'dumb' girl.. I'm just saying I don't need her to be my vehicle to intellectual euphoria.
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Agreed.

Besides, let's be real, you can't get better than a 6 anyway.. so may as well get a smart 6.. I get that.
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Might be time to make more pic-contributions to the Dear Jazzfanz-Diary in the UGLI forum
 
This is only a few days away.


Bumped this thread because Ostertag>Duncan repped a post of mine from this thread <3


COME BACK PLS
 
dalamon said:
This is only a few days away.


Bumped this thread because Ostertag>Duncan repped a post of mine from this thread <3


COME BACK PLS
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He rep'd me to.. I came here expecting to have seen him posted.. but got you instead.
 
His member's premium.

I'm heading down on Thursday -- should be nice and cool down there.
 
ElRoach0 said:
Yeah Bro. Don't want you to forget what you'll be saying 9999 times.
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Such failure, David. The only time I would actually use the term "Tap Out" would be right before I break someone's neck. "Dude, just tap out. I'll ease off for the next two seconds, but after that, your soul is mine. Tap out."

I'm so dead.
 
Good luck E.J., don't die too fast.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Such failure, David. The only time I would actually use the term "Tap Out" would be right before I break someone's neck. "Dude, just tap out. I'll ease off for the next two seconds, but after that, your soul is mine. Tap out."

I'm so dead.
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Oh.. that's how it works.


Huh.
 
So what the heck? Does anyone know if he's dead or not?

Any way to look up the results?
 
He ain't dead. He didn't totally suck, at least according to the person now operating his Facebook account.
 
bigb said:
He ain't dead. He didn't totally suck, at least according to the person now operating his Facebook account.
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I'm alive, arms intact, legs still there, and muscles that I've never used in my life are screaming in exquisite, throbbing, and ultimately un-****ing-believable pain. I almost wish I WAS dead.
 
For all you nay-sayin' bitches: The Super Heavyweight Division are belonging to me.

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I know, I know, you Ute fans out there think that Bronze is the way to go, but trust me -- you guys have got to give the upper echelon a taste. It's sweet.

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Fear the double chin. Fantasize about the stache.
 
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